My dog Murphy says: "If I find a hare in a field, now that's what I call an event. I mean, it's usually an event when someone wants to play with me. When master gives me a carrot to chomp..."
[This happens to be the best dog in the world, because he's mine - his name is Murphy, and he's a whippet. I often ask him, "Why the long face?" and the answer will always be, "Because you're a whippet!"]
Have a great day, you'll hear back from Twyla soon.